How to text a lady
Texting ladies is not the same as texting other genders. Between men anything goes; there’s no need for politeness or messages that contain anything more than vital information. But when you text a lady, there are procedures to follow. You must consider everything from the time of day, to wind-speeds and her ovarian calendar.
The first rule is that you always end with a kiss, whatever the occasion, where you would finish with a full stop, you instead leave an ‘x’. Think of it as a necessary component in an html code, which, if absent, disrupts the positive relationship established between you.
It’s something she’ll notice, and if she doesn’t come right out and say it, then her kisses will become tellingly absent. This is a test.
It’s recommended that you don’t break this code in the first place, but if you do, then the only prescription is to double your kisses in the next six messages and include at least one smiley per text. This should hopefully quell any insecurities your lady may be feeling as a result of your negligence.
As your relationship develops, then the number of kisses will too. This will provide an apt measurement for how she feels about you.
x Standard amount of kisses between opposing genders. You are on good terms.
xx They could honestly say they like you. They sometimes mention you to their friends.
xxx They are prepared to kiss you in real life, things are heating up.
xxxx Contact them for sex immediately.
This seems like a simple rule to follow, but it does not continue indefinitely. After four kisses, the value of each kiss drops off substantially, and you may see a leap from four kisses to a whole line of them. People who do this have lost all worth of the kisses and are mental. End all communications.